sygoloh youre a nasty computer girl, when im through with you, youre gonna need your a full factory reset on your BIOS. open up your firewall, sysadmin is about to install 1001 free cursors/emoticons from a banner ad
play-now-my-lordnormies flirting with a computer girl: ouhhh wires... cards... da eroticism of da machine...
geniuses flirting with a computer girl: Open your mouth for BonziBuddy you nasty bitch
Hi Neil,
How the fuck do I start my story? I have an idea, a characters, I know their relationships and politics of the world and traditions and why certain races don't like each other, I have it all, the world is so real I could live in it. And I don't know how to start telling this story because there's so much threads and so many things to say and so complicated world to present to the reader. I've been reading all this advice about not infodumping a reader and not telling everything at once, how to start a story, how to stop procrastinating... But I still don't know and it's getting me more and more frustrated to the point of crying, because it's such a great story with cool characters and plot twist and complications and it would awesome to tell it but I'm afraid I'll screw it up...I don't know what to do really so I thought I would ask you because I adore you as a writer and a person.
Thanks,
Really Desperate Girl From Across The World
(btw Coraline made my childhood I literally dyed my hair really similar colour to hers)
Start telling the story of the person you, as an author and as a person, care about. Stories are like circles: you can start them anywhere. When you’ve finished you might write a whole new beginning. But start where you care the most about who you care the most, and have the, want things, and see where it takes you.
Bee girl and slimegirl made of honey. Thats yuri
truly this is yuri
Hello Mr Gaiman!
This isn't a capital C Complaint, but as someone who uses it/its pronouns I think it would be a little bit sad to change any and all characters that used them to they/them as a standard. I yeasts why Desire's pronouns changed from comic to TV, and like I said I'm not Complaining-complaining, but I did really enjoy that comic-Desire has the same pronouns I do just because it's so rare
I wouldn’t change Desire’s pronounce in the comics – Desire has a lot of them – any more than I’d change Islington’s.
thefingerfuckingfemalefuryEven if this panel hadn’t used a real president here, the dialogue alone is all you need to know it was written a LONG time ago
helixsnakeI remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"
I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir
evilkitten3unempathetic positivity post! reblog if you:
- have low/no empathy
- support people who have low/no empathy
- have ever gone to the zoo and stood on one leg while looking at flamingos
novitiate2017I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit
kleefkruidI love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves
darkcomediesusing tumblr age 14: i am going to end misogyny reblogging pastel art about choice feminism
using tumblr age 23: [in the tags of a poll] SPINACH SWEEP🔥🔥🍃💪🏼💯